1. What did the jack say to the car?
May I give you a lift?
2. What did the beaver say to the three?
It's been nice gnawing you.
3. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It's all coming back to me now!
4. What position did the little skunk play on baseball team?
Scenter field..
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purrfect-lady
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hahahahaha!!
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Irishgram
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Oh my heavens, so funny......
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FarmChick
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What did the plow say to the tractor?
Pull me closer, John Deere!
Enjoy!
Pull me closer, John Deere!
Enjoy!
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billizzy
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Ok you know I gotta do this LOL
What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat.
What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli.
What do you call a goat playing the piano? Billy Joel.
What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? A pimp.
What do you call a goat hosting the Oscars? Billy Crystal.
What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the goat. "Your name is written inside the cover."
What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat.
What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli.
What do you call a goat playing the piano? Billy Joel.
What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? A pimp.
What do you call a goat hosting the Oscars? Billy Crystal.
What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the goat. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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FarmChick
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Izzy--you got my goat with some of those! LOL!!!
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scrapquilter48
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Love them all.. lol anyone else can share?
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auntjana
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Did you know that Moses drove a sportscar?
Yes, he burned up the desert in his Triumph.
Or
Moses had very elastic skin, he tied his a** to a tree and walked for 40 miles.
Yes, he burned up the desert in his Triumph.
Or
Moses had very elastic skin, he tied his a** to a tree and walked for 40 miles.