Funny QIAD T-shirt story!

[Holon]

Most ,if not all of you, know I work at Fantastic Sams and I am a hairstylist. So I always have tips in my pocket and I pay for things with $1 and $5 bills and always lots of them. Anyhow I am always making jokes when I pay for stuff like" I know what your thinking, and no, I'm not a dancer" ( this is funny because I am not a small girl).

So anyhow I was at the gas station tonight and made the joke to the guy at the counter I said " I know what your thinking, and no, I'm not a dancer" and as I walked away he laughed and said " Thats not what your shirt says!" LOL! I had the T-shirt that says Eleanor Burns made a stripper out of me! LOL! I just started laughing and said " oh man, I guess my secret is out!" LOL! ROTF!

[QIAD-Linda]

Now Holon, you weren't supposed to get in trouble with those tee shirts! lol

Glad your true colors came out!! You go girl! That shirt is really a conversation starter isn't it! lol

Linda

[cindyg]

LOL LOL Holon. That's priceless!!!

[astitchintime]

Next time I will know better than to take a drink as I read anything Holon writes! I almost choked to death because I was laughing so hard. I would have paid big money to have been there and watched while this was happening.
Thanks for sharing, I can't wait to hear of your next adventure.
Happy stitching!!
Debi

[QuiltLady57]

hahahaha Holon, that's priceless!

[Georgiapeach]

Tips from your day job....sure Holon! Yeah, go with that one, we'll buy it just to humor you!!! LOL! I'm curious how you incorporate quilts into your after hours job?! Just teasing you! That was too funny, you know that guy had his doubts! ROF LOL!

[CindyB]

LOL!!! ROFLOL!!!!!!

I have a similar story - was back to New England last month, and bought a New Hampshire t-shirt that had a picture of a camper all set in a campground, and it said "A Great Place to Hook Up", and when I wore it to work for casual Friday, one of the girls said the t-shirt could be taken the OTHER way!

[gooseegg]

Got to add to this.....DH and I were in line a Wally's and since there was no one else behind me, I asked the checkout gal if she cared if I paid with a lot of ones-----------DH pretended not to be with me and after I counted out about 40 ones (I bartend and waitress) he spoke up and said "Miss, I'll bet you're a dancer". I wanted to choke him. I'm not the dancer type either!!!! Don't think I've ever seen a 1X dancer and besides that I'm not graceful either!!!

Bess

[Holon]

gooseegg OMG!

That is just rottin! LOL! Now you need to think of a good way to get him back for that!

[gooseegg]

Holon,

Trust me, I'll get him back....maybe not right away, but I WILL!!!!! He's usually the one that prevails but this time I'm gonna win!!!

Bess