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Saw this and had to laugh!

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Caroline1947
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Saw this and had to laugh!

Post by Caroline1947 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:54 am

New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The Alphabet
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for farting and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure -- I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !

WeeOne
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Re: Saw this and had to laugh!

Post by WeeOne » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:45 pm

Oh, how this can ring true. Thanks for posting.
Lyn

QuiltGram8
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Re: Saw this and had to laugh!

Post by QuiltGram8 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:05 am

Good one Caroline. Thanks for sharing with us. Brings a laugh or two.

Vel
HUGS, 💕 Vel

vivian1970
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Re: Saw this and had to laugh!

Post by vivian1970 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:43 pm

thats awesome and very truthful!!! lol

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