Chuckle for the Day!!!!!!

[Ittybittygma]

My sister sent this email to me. Thought you might get a big laugh out of it. I sure did. Enjoy! Hugs, Shirley Mae
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A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!
>
>
> Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
>
> Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden.
> As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
> I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage,
> I notice mail on the porch table that
> I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys on the table,
> Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
> And notice that the can is full.
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back
> On the table and take out the garbage first...
>
> But then I think,
> Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
> When I take out the garbage anyway,
> I may as well pay the bills first.
>
> I take my check book off the table,
> And see that there is only one check left.
> My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
> So I go inside the house to my desk where
> I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
>
> I'm going to look for my checks,
> But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
> So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>
> The Pepsi is getting warm,
> And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
>
> As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
> A vase of flowers on the counter
> Catches my eye--they need water.
>
> I put the Pepsi on the counter and
> Discover my reading glasses that
> I've been searching for all morning.
> I decide I better put them back on my desk,
> But first I'm going to water the flowers.
>
> I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
> Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
> Someone left it on the kitchen table.
>
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
> I'll be looking for the remote,
> But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
> So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
> But first I'll water the flowers.
>
> I pour some water in the flowers,
> But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
>
> So, I set the remote back on the table,
> Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
>
> Then, I head down the hall trying to
> Remember what I was planning to do.
>
> At the end of the day:
> The car isn't washed,
> The bills aren't paid,
> There is a warm can of
> Pepsi sitting on the counter,
> The flowers don't have enough water,
> There is still only 1 check in my check book,
> I can't find the remote,
> I can't find my glasses,
> And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
> I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
> And I'm really tired.
>
> I realize this is a serious problem,
> And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
>
I don't remember who I've sent it to.
> > Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

[TeresaK]

Oh this is me when I am trying to clean my house. i go from room, to room, to room. By the end of the day all the rooms are about 1/2 cleaned and I am exhausted.
Thanks for the giggles. I noticed that you did not say that the water was running down the street. Somewhere down the line it must have been turned off - Whew!!

[Quiltmom]

Boy is that me! I do that all the time and then wonder why I got nothing done. Thanks for the chuckle.

Sherry

[fabricgirl]

That was a Good One thanks for the Laugh.


Lois

[toekeyotow]

Story of my life, thanks for the chuckles.

[FarmChick]

That's how my day goes!