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To put a smile on your face

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QIAD-Linda
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To put a smile on your face

Post by QIAD-Linda » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:23 am

On a Sunday morning a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and
tells him it's time to get up and go to church.

"I'm not going to church this morning," the son says.

"You have to get up and go to church", says mother.

"No, I'm not." says the son.

"Yes you are", says the mother.

"No, I'm not. They don't like me and I don't like them." says the
son. "Give me two good reasons why I have to go."

"Number one, you're 55 years old and number two, you're the pastor!"
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Littlebit
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by Littlebit » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:46 am

Oh my goodness - lol
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luv_2quilt60
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by luv_2quilt60 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:59 am

LOL linda....Good One!!!
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cindyg
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by cindyg » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:32 am

LOL - that's funny. I bet everyone of us with a pastor has a vision of our pastor in the scenario - way funny!!!
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Tiggersmom
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by Tiggersmom » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:35 am

LOL Linda, but that is so true!

My dh was a pastor and I felt that way many times, I don't think he did though.
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Cathy32078
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by Cathy32078 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:42 am

Linda that is so cute! Love it. LOL Thanks for sharing.
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qltsbme
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by qltsbme » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:05 am

I think every pastor has a day or two like that!
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lorettav
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by lorettav » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:08 pm

That's a good one.

Loretta
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Nadine2007
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by Nadine2007 » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:48 am

That's pretty funny. Made me think of a Pastor that I know felt like that. The church people were so thoughless sometimes. He's not there anymore.
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SewGlad
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Re: To put a smile on your face

Post by SewGlad » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:53 am

qltsbeme I can see you doing that to Jeremy!!!!!
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