How to get your firewood chopped for free!

[Itchn2Bstitchn]

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs , but he's hidin' it there.'


'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend! On Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.


'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'


'Yeah!'


'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'


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Another one in my email this morning!

Keep stitchn,
Jan

[Itchn2Bstitchn]

oops put this one in the wrong place.....

[sewcarolyn]

oh funny one!